asherthealmighty:

stutzpunkt:

do you ever just feel like all of your friends deserve better than you


Honestly… Not anymore. I am a great friend over all.

asherthealmighty:

stutzpunkt:

do you ever just feel like all of your friends deserve better than you

Honestly… Not anymore. I am a great friend over all.

IN THE UNITED STATES

dannybriereisaliferuiner:

owning a gun

  • is a right

having healthcare

  • is a privilege

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motherfuckingoj:

in camelot we don’t say “i love you” we say “pompous arrogant supercilious condescending dollophead clotpole” which roughly translates to “stay with me.” i think that’s really beautiful.

foreveralone-lyguy:

troix:

foreveralone-lyguy:

internetexplorers:

change the world today by doing a thing

How much thing?

like 8 thing

That’s too much thing

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

the-nocturnal-fangirl:

iamsherlockedcumberbiatch:

helena-castor:

all the notes. holy crap.

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at first the reblog button didn’t work for me, i was like FUCK FUCK FUCK but then it worked.lol.

It worked immediately. I’M HARRY FREAKIN POTTER!

Heheh<3

…looks like i got the magic in me. >:)

HA! FINALLY! after the 73902356504600th try! ;)

look @ me now.

fuck yeaahhhhh first time

 VIVA LA MAGICAL REVOLUTION!!!

I’m the boss.

OH THANK GOD.

My birthday is July 31 bitches.

first try mothafucka

Every language has its own version of um. French has euh, Korean eum, Finnish öö, Russian eh; even sign languages have signs for um. The fact that most languages have some kind of um suggests that it serves a natural and important language function.

So what is this important language function? Why do people say um? Not because they are nervous. Scholarly studies of the word reveal that the use of um does not correlate with anxiousness or any particular personality traits. Rather, um is used to signal an upcoming pause—usually uh for a short pause and um for a longer pause. The pause may be needed in order to find the right word, remember something temporarily forgotten, or repair a mistake. Um holds the floor for us while we do our mental work. It buys some time for thinking.

Read the full text here: http://mentalfloss.com/article/50173/when-and-why-did-people-start-saying-um-when-they-talk#ixzz2R13HfDuP
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tomsellicksmoustache:

asherthealmighty:

how do i uninstall anxiety

Its a virus so you pretty much have to find out what you downloaded that it was attached to and remove that or weed out the anxiety if the downloaded program if it is that important to you.

Well, my discourse for…

lyraeon:

So I got ahold of tumblr support, and they gave me a solution that actually worked to fix the problem with Tumblr-uploaded videos not playing in Chrome. If you have a different browser, this won’t help (though you can look for similar settings).

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You’ll have to restart your…